What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 04:49

Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service